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Rawksta's My Boy

Here's alittle cheer that's heck'a fun to say:
don't mess, don't mess,
don't mess with the best cuz the best don't mess.

don't fool, don't fool,
don't fool with the cool cuz the cool don't fool.

B-E-A-T beat 'em, B-U-S-T bust 'em
beat 'm, bust 'em that's our custom... GGOOOoooooo
___________(FILL IN THE BLANK)____________


Guess who called Yesterday?!?!!?!


I've known this guy ever since 6th grade. He made it so much easier for me to enter a new (public) school for the last quarter of 6th grade and that alone deserves an online shout-out but that's not all. I've gotten so much closer to him in the last year that I can really say he's like my best guy freind.

So he called me yesteray and we talked for a while and ended the convo with the decision to get our "posses" together. So tomorow (after church) Cha-Chi, (maybe Sobree and Zack), Gimmpy, Justin and I are all going downtown to shoot pool at Plush Cue!! YYYYAYYY!!!

**Happy Munkee Dance**

Oh and also I've made those awsome freinds (John, Loranda, Jay/Jason, and Stana) from VBS this past week so, yes- I'm going to join Youth Group and wake up oober early to go to Sunday School with them before church too!

Tomorrow is soooo GUNNA Rawk!!!

yippeeee **busts into song and dance**

Also Spank leaves for ROTC Camp with Ryan and Haley and Ashley ad they'll get back the 15th. The 16th I'm going to kidnap him (sweet sweet revenge) and go rodeoing into the midnight zone out'a town!!!!!!

And if it's possible to have somthing else to tell you:

I've decided to foget about A&C Feed an go onto bigger and better things (still a bit disapointed though) and apply my butt at Oasis Tack and Feed and at Big R Tack, Feed and building supplies!

So one mor' thing to tell ya'll-

Today I got to go to Ne and sight in my 22! Its still not perfect but we'll get it. At the same time I got to see my buddy, Bailey (she's moving the 19th with her family) besides loosing an awsome horse companion we'll also need to looking into selling our farm or else getting sombody to help us take care of it. They will be missed ad I hope all goes well with them.

Oh yeah, Blue race'a report:
the Flame of Fire needs a new fuel pump. Not bad you say?

**laughs histerically***

ummm, it's throttle body injector. AKA we have to find a monkey that can stand on his head to put the sucker in because we don't have the 400 dollars it's gunna take to get a human to do it (in a civalized manner). :-D LOL

Okay now I'm REALLY REALLY done. Buh Bye Chicken Pies!!!!!

So when school gets here will I feel the need for summer?

Yesterday I took my loverly blue racer to the shop (again) and dropped my dad of at home while I continued to Spank's house.

**knock knock knock**

So nobody answers, my next move?

**open door slowly watching for escaping dog**

So I heard a certain comostion downstairs and coninued on my search for my buddy 'ole pal. The great sound of pool balls clanckity clancking against each other rang up to the top of the stair shaft. I reach the landing and I see many people shoved into the small pool room.

I had two resons for being in that house that afternoon:
1.) I had to return Spanky's hat
2.) I was invited to come and look at a photo album that I took some pictures for.

I greeted the homo sapiens and took a head count. There was Uncle Todd, Alen/Meral, Jessie, and new face I later learned was named Skye (Jessica's sister).

"Hey guys" I said as I reached for Spank's door knob.

"He's not here, went down to south side" I was informed.

So I walked into the dark musky room and threw the Radiers hat onto the fu-ton and gentley shut the door. " So would it be kosher if I just chilled here or whatever?" I asked anybody who would answer.

"Yeah Kay we're all just vegg'n here" Allen/Meral answered as he attacked me with blue pool chalk.

After a few games of Pool and helping Skye with her 1st pool game Spank came jogging down the stairs with a McDonald's sack in one hand. There were 3 people behind him none of which I knew. One etreamly scronny red head (dyed not natural), a tall gangley guy, and a average looking female in a tank top.

"The hat's on your bed" I said to a passing body.

"Oh okay, thanks. Oh here, wait here." the body answered. then continued witha "oh and Kayla, This is Nicole (tank top girl) you know the one were all going shopping with. This here (scronny red head) is Brttany, Coley's freind, and ummm, this is Billy (gangley guy)."

"Oh hey!! Nice to meet ya'll."

Billy and Allen/Meral played pool and so I joined them, to watch not play. It was getting good and Spank thew two picture albums at me.


So poor Brittany is hand cuffed the the stair railing and Nicole is on the ground with Allen/Meral and Spank piled on her trying to get an extra set of cuffs on her. My next move? KAYLA IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!!!!

I jumpped on top the boys biting and fighting like I know I can! Wait, what's this? they're calling in for back up?!?!?

"BILLY- get in here and take Kayla away!!!!!"

Billy's a good fighter and all but he's afraid of alittle bite so he wasn't hard to take. Yes Yes the story did end like the fairy tale my life is. Boys and girls, Kayla ended up kicking all the male butt and saving poor Nicole from the dreaded cuffs!!! Yayy! That's not all you paid for when you handed the tickit taker your money for this movie, you also get to find out the fate of Brittany. Kayla sweet talked the holder of the cuf keys into unlocking her too!!!

***********crowd goes wild!!!!**********

SO it was onto the trampoline where I fought (and won) my next battle(s).

"Grrrr you will never defeate me Spanky the Spanker!!!!!"

Long story short I was right, he gave up and called tag team on his buddy Billy the Bombarder...

"It was alittle more challenge to take Billy, not because of strenth, wit, or just plain buffness, but because I didn't know this boy. We had met for your 1st time only 20 minutes ago. That didn't stop me just slowed my attack-that is at first! (Oh yeah, I did fail to metion he had me in a pretty good Chicken Wing which worked toward my benifit.) I was then able to take a small restrained rest and begin with my next full force attack.

***********Whamm Bammm!!!!!***********

That's the sound of me doing a reversal hold on good 'ole Billy, "Now how does the Chicken Wing feel with a full 360?" I asked the Bombarder.

That's when it happened, Billy tagged Spank the Spank'a and rolled out of the arena (well the trampoline) and it was Kayla the Boy Beater against the Spanke again!

Don't fear my freinds and patient readers, Kayla threw the special Four-Point Cross-Over (especially designed for her two freinds Sobree and Cha Chi) and the battles were completed and Kayla was named Loverly Boy Beater for the rest of time (or untill the next compition takes her title that is).

So anyway the rest of the day was spent driving Billy around south side and racing home to change out of my "inappropriate" shirt so I could drive like Andrettii to VBS. Yes I or rather, Kayla was dirty, yes she was tired but nothing stops her!!!!!!!

**********crowd goes wild yet again*************

VBS wasn't the end of her day, no sir'ee bob. Kayla continued well past midnight babysitting and watching Suicide Kings (which is a good movie may I add) untill she rested up for her next day "Wednesday".

~~~~~~~~~~~~ the next day "Wednesday" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

All I gots to say about this day- today is:

+ I have many battle wounds from yesterday's fight(s), 5 counted so far.

+ I met a few guys today. John and Jay/Jason. I've acually known them ever since forever, we just acually met and hung out today.

+ I am excited for school but I sure am having fun with all my new friends: Nicole/Coley, Brittany, Billy, John, and Jay/Jason, FOR' SHIZZLE ;-)

~~~~~~~~Buh Bye Cbicken Pie
P.S. I would say sorry for making this Blog sooo long but it would be a lie, I'm not sorry I'm acually completly proud of the longness my Blog is composed of. So CHEERS to the longness!!!!!

**** Millons of glasses clanckity clanck around the WWW****

Second Try at a Stereotype

Who's head is on the block today? Carnnies.

"Carnnies" refer to those who operate rides, sell over priced refreshments, and those specifically who hold the darts you throw at balloons to get a cheap oso de peluche.

Last night I went to CFD (Cheynne Frontier Days) and attended the carvival ready and raring to experience a night of fun and excitement. Instead I was jam packed with all the hustling, name calling, poor salesmenship, and negativity that I could ever imagine myself living though. Hearing "Yah, well come back when you get yoursef a job!!" and "What are you, lost?!?!" when politley turning down the dart salesmen I was fully disapointed in the whole experience. Then after a quite gentle man yelled "If you EVER do that again I'll throw you out'a this place and you'll NEVER come back!!" it really topped off my glass of carrine-anger-juice.

Now I can fully sympathise with these people who have to travel 24/7 while not seeing thier family and friends and who are surrounded by screaming kids in the icky heat of a new climate each week. Now that I've made my symapthy statment I'd just like to say I'm being totally streotypical but using the term "carniies". It's still not right that carnnies do not understand the impact they could and do make and take it seriousley.

Don't get me wrong I had a blast despite the whole twisting of the ankle which is a whole different story (post carnival), and would completely recomend CFD to anybody who'd like to get out and be turned into mush by a roller coaster. And I eveninviteyou educate youself on a Wyoming tradition by visitng this site:


Note: Kim, I was rocking in the seat of the ride and that's why the Carnnie yelled @ me.

Influence and Other Wise Choices

If your just browsing but you don't have time to acually read my bloggage, the smartest move would be to scroll down to the last quote and start your word compehension there. Thank you and come again!

So you say your 'original, like no one else" and you "don't beileve in "being infuenced by ANYONE". I'm sorry, i can't believe that. Obviousley your influenced to be somthing that nobody is or expects. Therefore you are influenced not only by anyone but by everyone.

A more desirable and practical choice? Choose your influences carefully and go ahead- take on their beliefs and indiosyncracies all you want (if they weren't safe to be around you wouldn't have picked them to be your company in the first place, Silly!).

Hanging around a druggie and thief (or even a person who likes sappy old romantic movies waaaay tooo much) would NOT be the desirable choice... I mean com'on ever heard of "Guilty by association" that's not just a movie quote, it's reality baby!

What's wrong with the sappy-movie-watcher your asking? Come on Sparky, you can figure this one out. No the influence isn't that you'll walk around kissing everybody's hands as you meet them (even though that's a common side effect). It's that you'll be convinced after watching those poorly written scripts, in a dongeon-like blurred vision, and rainy day settings that life is like a sappy romance low-budget movie. This is a common missconception among low like "closet trekkies" (only with star trek) and viewrs like you. Or at least viewers like you who choose to have your influence be a sappy movie watcher...

Any who, My point is choices arise everyday and if you don't have a reliable sombody who has the same moral values as you do then you can't rely on a druggie or a thief or even a sappy romance movie viewer to help you form an answer because then your values have conformed to thier system, not yours. And the moral of the story boys and girls...
**DRuM RoLL**

" Don't eat yellow snow" wait- no that is tomrows lesson... today's is...
**drUm rOll** (again)

" it's impossible not to be influenced, so choose your surrounding mates with the same care you may use to blow dry your hair while taking a shower because, in the end, you will effect each other- make it a positive experience boys and girls!"

Concrete and clouds

To start out lets get some things laid flat down so we know who we're dealing with....
>Have you ever...

{x} Fallen for your best friend? pretty much

>{x} been rejected? lol- ohhh yeah!- one of my favorite things to do!

>{x} been in love? i don't know- i have an unique twist on the term "IN love" that would occupie way too much pace on your screen.

>{x} been in lust? of course

>{x} Cheated on someone? no way

{x} been cheated on? yes

>{x} done something you regret? always, and countinuousely.

>{x} Engaged in sexual activity? no- do i look married?

>Who was the last person...

{x} You touched? ummm Maybe Erik

{x} You talked to? Brian

>{x} you hugged? Kimmy

>{x} You instant messaged? My Mama

>{x} you yelled at? i don't yell i talk VERY sternly and wait for a reply.

>{x} You laughed with? The dinner Table Crew

{x} You told you loved? my mom?

>{x} You kissed? Kenna

>{x} You lusted after? Mat

>Have you/are you/do you...

{x} Considered a life of crime? who hasn't?!?!?!?

>{x} Considered being a hooker? not literally

>{x} Considered being a pimp? can females be "pimps"?

>{x} Are you psycho? is that a fat joke!?!?!?

>{x} Split Personalities? does moody count?

>{x} Schizophrenic? no

>{x} Obsessive? every second of my blessed life (OCD-ish)

{x} Obsessive compulsive? oh- i geuss i just explained that one- YES

>{x} Panic? yeah- when i'm spooked

>{x) Anxiety? for' sure

{x} Depressed? maybe the opposite of

>{x} Obsessed with hate? make love, not hate

>{x} Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? umm, no. want some tea and cookies- PSYCHO?!?!?

{x} Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? what?

>{x} Understanding: most of the time- esspaecially when i know it's a touchy subject but i've been known to walk into situations quite blindly!

>{x} Open-minded: I'd like to think so

>{x} Arrogant: i don't think so- i try not to be

{x} Insecure: ABSOLUTLEY

>{x} Friendly: yes

{x} Smart: if i'm thinking and not messing around

>{x} Moody: yeah yeah.. moody.

{x} Childish: maybe alittle too much

>{x} Independent: kinda

>{x} Healthy: not at all

>{x} Emotionally Stable: the most emotinaly stable person you could find lol

>{x} Shy: i certainly can be

>{x} Attractive: if i'm washed and dressed- (it's not a pretty sight 1st thing in the morning and when i'm playing around).

{x} Responsible: yes- somtimes a stick in the mud but sumtimes stupidly childish

>{x} Sad: not unless it's on sad-ur-day (LOL) j/j-no

{x} Talkative: lol- if i'm hyper i cannot shut up

>{x} Lonely: somtimes... but it's not one of my attributes

{x} Color your hair? like 5 times. blue, red, blondish and green

>{x} Have tattoos? yes- 3 **wink**

{x} Piercings? 3

>{x} Floss daily? nope

{x} Own a webcam? nope

>{x} Ever get off the damn computer? ...to use the little box... lol- YYYEEESSS

>{x} Sprechen sie deutsche? alittle bit- VERY little

>{x} Habla espanol? hablo un pequeno espanol para mas (then) *german*

>{x} Current Clothes: slippers, shorts, tye-dye (of course) and my oober cool bojo

>{x} Current Mood: Excited, Blessed, Confused, Lazy. and all before dinner time! i can roll over and play dead too.

>{x} Current Taste: chicken salad sandwhich, don't make that face- it's GOO-OOOD

>{x} Current Hair: a sweaty combo of sulfur and cow excretion with some cherries mixed in with the Kangaroo Paw shampoo. (it's down- NOT IN A PONY)

>{x} Current Annoyance: simplicity, complexity and general deepness of pepole's minds. and the unknown.

>{x} Current Smell: laundry

>{x} Current thing you ought to be doing: abslotley nothing, but i am willing to sacrifice for the web page!

>{x} Current Desktop Picture: a camaro spinning out in the moon light- DUH!!!

Current Favorite Group: Kenny Wayne Shepard and BNL and i like Avril

>{x} Current Book: anything but Stoner and Spaz

>{x} Current movie In VCR: BUFFY- the original w/ Luke Perry - NOT and I repete NOT the copied episodes!!!! grrr!

>{x} Current Refreshment: Vanilla Coke and ornage soda and DDEEWW!

{x} Current Worry: i'm a worry-free kinda gal

>{x} Current Crush: ;-)

>{x} Food: RICE what else?!?!!?

>{x} Drink: DEW or orange soda

>{x} Color: Orange, pink and yellow oh and my new one is- get this: BLACK- unexpected right?

{x} Shoes: fake-out-burks

>{x} Candy: it's a frit roll with nerds imbedded in it in the shape of spiderman- very cool!

>{x} Acoholic drink: they should all be burned in the hot firey pits of HELL. but ummm... pepermint schnops if i had to choose...

{x} TV Show: boy meets world and nope, that's all Boy Meets World

>{x} Movies: BUFFY and trapped in a purple haze

>{x} Dance: YES PLEASE!!!

>{x} Vegetables: Mushrooms

>{x} Fruits: pineapples

>{x} Long or short hair? shoulder length

>{x} Dark or blond hair? LIGHT LIGHT brown!!!!

>{x} Tall or short? TALL

>{x} Sensitive or Funny? i would say funny- but i've realized I NEED sensitive, but not a weenie

{x} Good or bad? swirl cone please- can i have some fries with that?

>{x} Dark or light eyes? bluish green

>{x} Hat or no hat? hmmmmmm- hat for surrrrrrre!

{x} Pierced or no? maybe **achooo** tounge**achoo***

>{x} Freckles or none? aww, yeah

On preferences...

>{x} Chocolate milk or hot chocolate? hot

{x} McDonalds or Burger King? Mc-E-Dees- Bk sucks in my humble opinion

>{x} Sweet or sour? depends- hmmm, chinease food- yum!

>{x} Root Beer or Dr. Pepper? gross. nither

>{x} Sappy/action/comedy/horror? comdey with alittle sap

>{x} Cats or dogs? if i had to choose- cats

>{x} Ocean or Pool? dunno- i'd like to see an ocean

{x} Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese? cha-eese

>{x} Mud or Jell-O wrestling? mud- DEFINATLY!!!!! jello washes off too easily

>{x} With or without ice-cubes? like 2 ice cubes.

>{x} Shine or rain? RAIN- STORM if possible!!!

>{x} Winter/Summer/Fall/Spring? springy-ish

>{x} Vanilla or Chocolate? swirl

{x} Gloves or mittens? gloves- but mittens are warmer

>{x} Eyes open or closed? closed but open as a surprise somtimes

{x} Fly or breathe under water? FLY

>{x} Bunk-bed or waterbed? a bunked aqua bed!!!

>{x} Chewing gum or hard candy? GUM- hands down.. well unless it's for kissing- hard candy is fun and gum get's hard to control.

>{x} Motor boat or sailboat? motor- gimme speeeeeeeed

>{x} Lights on or off? what am i doing?

>{x} Chicken or fish? chicken

>What's your favorite...

>{x} Number? 3

>{x} Holiday? christmas- the 4th of july is getting up there

>{x} Radio station? 96.1 or 99.9, 100.7 and 97.9

>{x} Place? on the farm with headphones and a pool table

>{x} Flowers? Cala lillies.. (bcuz thy look like a...) no acually because they are pretty close to the name Kayla.

{x} Scent? O-Zone or boy


>{x} If you could be anywhere, where would you be? not on the internet

>{x} What would you be doing? play wrestling or talking or just laying , doing nothing- WAIT i changed my mind- i'D be swinging on the swings at a play ground!!!!

>{x} What are you listening to? stupid Sims background music from Kayla B.'s Cube.

{x} Can you do anything freakish with your body? yes, wiggle my ears, do a back walk over,cross one eye and leave the other straight, and the amzing doing many things at once!!!!

>{x} Do you have a favorite animal? cats penguins dogs and hamsters- to pet, not own.

>{x} What was the last thing you said? "yeah- that one, yeah right there... nooo try the white one. YEAH baby!!!"

>Describe your...

>{x} Bedroom: very "me" It's got a blue sky with sponge painted clouds on it and i have a guitar chords poster on a wall and i have a HUGE clay pot in the shape of a flower that i made in crafts 2 in 9th grade that i keep all my notes and of course my journal and car stereo.

>{x} Best Friend: t-butt, ca-chi, lindser, rawkstar, spanky, sobree, goopenhiemer slim jim, lucky, kb

{x} Purse: ew

>{x} Wallet: a free burger king big kid's meal shark wallet!!!

>{x} Job: i wish A&C Feed other wise k&K heavy lifting and firworks co. -lol

>{x} Outlook on Life: just think tye-dye and you'll be fyne!!! if it isn't good in 10 minutes and after a prayer, give it anouther.

>{x} Favorite Outfit: my "flirt" shorts in which i got a yelling at for wearing by Tony and my tye dye- othe wise in the summer, my swimming suuit 24/7

>{x} Ideal Mate: my best freind that i can talk to and play with and who will fight with me but not seriousley and the same religion bcause is that cannot be your common ground what else can that wont crumble?

>{x} Crush or Significant Other: :-D

>{x} Computer Desk: this is an old folding table

>{x} Best Memory: handcuffs- lol

{x} Any last words? love makes the world go round hippie chica-pooh pooh. and Buh Bye Chicken Pie.

now that you've read that i know for sure that you were way too bored and now you have a little snack for you mind to chew on, you can thank me later!!!

Numero Uno

Hey penguins, My 1st try is in session, please take your seat and glue your lips together. We're going to have fun today learning about the on going "Kayla Experience"!!!!

Stay tuned after this brief Commercial Break.

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